What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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knock knock who's there? faith

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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This is not a joke.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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