- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A man did not like this site

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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