Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Barack Obama.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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