- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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