- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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