Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

i committed murder

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

PENIS lol

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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