Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

penis. nuff said.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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