- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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