- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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