- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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