why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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