- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats up and also down? your mum

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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