- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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