Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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