- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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