- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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