What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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