- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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