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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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