- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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