I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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