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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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