- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock Know! Come in!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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