- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......