- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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