A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

You having friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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