- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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