Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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