3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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