- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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