- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

whats white and sticky glue

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