A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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