- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

who is really lanky? james cornish

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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