Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Boner

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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