What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why so serious ?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Yellow People !!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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