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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A storm be brewin!

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

i found waldo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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