- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats white and sticky glue

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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