- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

2 black kids walk into school

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