What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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wenis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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