- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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