- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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