- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Hi.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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