- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your Mom The End.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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