- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

knock knock i have diarrhea

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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