- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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