- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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