A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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