2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yo Momma is not fat.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Go away still nothing to see

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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