how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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