How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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