Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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