- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Fuck off!

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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