What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Go away still nothing to see

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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