What's 2+2? Fish

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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