- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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