Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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David Cameron

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woman's rights

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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