- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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