- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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