- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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