there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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