- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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