- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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