What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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