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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Heskey time.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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