Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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ur an fagit

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Indians

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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