- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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