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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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