why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

a black man pays his child support

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

who do we all like george goodburn

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