u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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school homewrok

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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