Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Denard Robinson

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Whats funny? Your face.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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