Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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