- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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