I think everybody should have a penis.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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