i found waldo.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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The New York Giants

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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#Getweird

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Anti Joke

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