There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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