I was watching Fox news.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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