- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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