you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

America

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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