what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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