Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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