- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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