- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Mahmy

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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