- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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