Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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