- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why am I writing this...im bored

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Please ignore this statement.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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