Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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