What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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