What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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