A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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