- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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