What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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your so fat. your fat!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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