youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

binladin walks into the american seals

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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