Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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