an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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