- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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