- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's just not right? Left

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

american idol

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

FUS RO DAH!!!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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