- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A van drives into a car.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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