Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

poo

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Obama = ebola

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

bite me

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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