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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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