Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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