- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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