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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is square and grey? A grey square.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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