What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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sky silverstein

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Brain fart

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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