- Anti Joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.