"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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outside your comfort zone

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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