- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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