- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I'm so punny.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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