- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

There's my tractor.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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