- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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