- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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