i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Title IX

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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