- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Michael Brown

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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